Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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