the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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