why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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