we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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