What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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