If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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