on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
they need to just BURY HIM!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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