using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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