im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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