She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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