i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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