Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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