Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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