I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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