I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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