I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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