"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
whose parrot is this?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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