it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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