3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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