yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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