I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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