I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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