are you so shy because you have an std?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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