Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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