Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
