I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
