apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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