a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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