i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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