If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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