Christians are straight up FREAKS
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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