the new term for farting is butt boxing.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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