Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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