My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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