Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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