i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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