so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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