you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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