How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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