Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Girls should come with a carfax report
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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