Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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