I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.