I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper