Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos