I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂