This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
4 words: hood of his car
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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