They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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