are you still at the devil's house?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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