Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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