Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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