I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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