Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just high enough for therapy.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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