it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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