dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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