So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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