woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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