Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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