4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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