I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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